I saw a fully decorated Christmas Tree in someone’s house on Wednesday. What the Fuck? These people couldn’t wait until after Thanksgiving?

If that’s not enough, it’s been around 75-80 degrees this whole week here in San Francisco! Outside my room, where I’m writing this from right now, it’s 110 degrees in the sun. The rest of the porch is about 95. I am not exaggerating.

Maybe it’s just that my front porch (which is unfortunately adjacent to my room) collects heat well, or this is global warming at work.