Everybody has them. I wanna hear them. Leave a comment of your favourite awesomely bad jokes. Eventually, I’ll compile your suggestions into a static Page.
I’ll get the ball rolling with one I think I invented (if you can prove I subconciously ripped it off from someone, so be it). Use this one when you’re in a crowded elevator: “Man, it’s more crowded in here than Madonna*’s pussy”.
*Madonna can be replaced with any other whore.
Update: I thought of another one (albeit California-centric): “With Prop 74, Governor Schwarzanegger would screw more children than Michael Jackson”.