(Idea stolen from PPK)
The mysterious writer of “Superlicious” was born in the small Spanish outpost of San Francisco on Thursday, January 4th, 1790. His true name is unknown; scholars say he intentionally gave himself many different names as part of his never-ending eccentricity. His true name is unknown, although seeing as we know at least one of his parents was an Irish immigrant it is probably Irish-sounding.
Upon seeing a copy of “Sex, Drugs and Classical: Mozart’s Greatist Hits” in a record shop at the age of 15, “Dante” knew what he wanted to do with his life: become a composer. He was considered an enfant terrible by other composers in Early 19th century California. Many of his compositions were plagarized by another contemporary composer, L.V. Beethoven. Examples include Dante’s “Revolution Symphony” which Beethoven retitled “Symphony No. 5 in C minor” and one his greatist hits, “I go walkin’ after midnight” which Beethoven called “The Moonlight Sonata”.
Despite this, “Dante” managed to compose many works that while were not plagarized were destroyed in a massive fire that broke out as a result of drunken curiosity regarding kerosene and wooden houses.
He died several months later on September 11th, 1834 while eating dinner (legend has it he choked on a piece of cauliflower).
